100 Kalimat Ucapan – Funny Wedding Wishes

Funny Wedding Wishes

  • Congrats on tying the knot! May your love story be more epic than a Game of Thrones season finale.
  • Wishing you a lifetime of happiness together, just like the perfect match of peanut butter and jelly.
  • May your marriage be as long-lasting and delightful as a pizza that was accidentally left in the fridge for a week.
  • Congratulations on your wedding day! May your love be as strong as your ability to finish a jigsaw puzzle without a missing piece.
  • Wishing you a lifetime of love and laughter, just like a sitcom that never got cancelled.
  • May your marriage be filled with joy, adventure, and the occasional side-eye when one of you forgets to put the toilet seat down.
  • Congrats on finding your lobster! May your marriage be filled with as much passion and devotion as Phoebe and Mike’s relationship in Friends.
  • Wishing you a lifetime of happiness together, just like the perfect mix of sweet and salty popcorn.
  • May your marriage be as exciting and unpredictable as a Netflix show that always leaves you guessing what happens next.
  • Congratulations on your wedding day! May your love be as strong as a gorilla holding onto a banana.
  • Wishing you a lifetime of love and laughter, just like the perfect comedic duo of Laurel and Hardy.
  • May your marriage be filled with joy, fun, and the occasional bad joke that still manages to make you laugh.
  • Congrats on finding your soulmate! May your love story be as timeless as the classic rom-coms like When Harry Met Sally.
  • Wishing you a lifetime of happiness together, just like the perfect balance of salt and pepper.
  • May your marriage be as strong and unbreakable as a superhero team fighting against the forces of evil.
  • Congratulations on your wedding day! May your love be as sweet as the frosting on a perfectly baked cupcake.
  • Wishing you a lifetime of love and laughter, just like a comedy show that always has you in stitches.
  • May your marriage be filled with joy, laughter, and the occasional awkward family gathering that still manages to bring you closer together.
  • Congrats on finding your perfect match! May your love story be as epic as a sci-fi movie trilogy like Star Wars.
  • Wishing you a lifetime of happiness together, just like a romantic comedy that always has a happy ending.
  • May your marriage be filled with love, laughter, and plenty of inside jokes that only the two of you understand.
  • Congratulations on your wedding day! May your love be as strong as your mutual love for puns.
  • Wishing you a marriage filled with love, laughter, and plenty of happy tears (but don’t forget the tissues!).
  • May your marriage be filled with love, laughter, and plenty of pillow fights.
  • Congratulations on finding someone who is willing to put up with your bad hair days for the rest of their life!
  • Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and plenty of long drives with the windows down.
  • May your marriage be filled with love, laughter, and plenty of wine and cheese nights.
  • Congratulations on your wedding day! May your love be as strong as your mutual love for bad reality TV.
  • Wishing you a marriage filled with love, laughter, and plenty of shared hobbies.
  • May your marriage be filled with love, laughter, and plenty of popcorn and movie nights.
  • Congratulations on finding someone who is willing to put up with your snoring for the rest of their life!
  • Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and plenty of game nights with friends.
  • May your marriage be filled with love, laughter, and plenty of lazy Sunday mornings in bed.
  • Congratulations on your wedding day! May your love be as strong as your mutual love for ice cream.
  • Wishing you a marriage filled with love, laughter, and plenty of date nights (but don’t forget to switch up the restaurants!).
  • May your marriage be filled with love, laughter, and plenty of camping trips (but don’t forget to pack the marshmallows!).
  • Congratulations on finding someone who is willing to put up with your weird sleep habits for the rest of their life!
  • Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and plenty of spontaneous adventures.
  • May your marriage be filled with love, laughter, and plenty of good books to read together.
  • Congratulations on your wedding day! May your love be as strong as your mutual love for coffee.
  • Wishing you a marriage filled with love, laughter, and plenty of laughter-filled meals with family and friends.
  • May your marriage be filled with love, laughter, and plenty of fun vacations (but don’t forget to take lots of pictures!).
  • Congratulations on finding someone who is willing to put up with your messy closet for the rest of their life!
  • Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and plenty of memories made together.
  • May your marriage be filled with love, laughter, and plenty of late-night conversations.
  • Congratulations on your wedding day! May your love be as strong as your mutual love for all things Disney.
  • Wishing you a marriage filled with love, laughter, and plenty of dancing in the kitchen.
  • May your marriage be filled with love, laughter, and plenty of movie quotes (but don’t forget to get them right!).
  • Congratulations on finding someone who is willing to put up with your terrible sense of humor for the rest of their life!
  • Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and plenty of happy surprises.
    Congratulations on your wedding day! May your love be as strong as your obsession with Game of Thrones.
  • Wishing you a marriage filled with love, laughter, and plenty of midnight snacks.
  • May your marriage be filled with love, laughter, and plenty of travel adventures (but don’t forget to pack your spouse!).
  • Congratulations on your wedding day! May your love be as strong as your passion for pizza toppings.
  • Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and plenty of funny cat videos.
  • Congratulations on finding someone who is willing to put up with your crazy family for the rest of their life!
  • May your marriage be filled with love, laughter, and plenty of silly dance moves.
  • Congratulations on your wedding day! May your love be as strong as your mutual love for Netflix.
  • Wishing you a marriage filled with love, laughter, and plenty of board game nights.
  • May your marriage be filled with love, laughter, and plenty of romantic sunsets (but don’t forget to take a picture for Instagram!).
  • Congratulations on your wedding day! May your love be as strong as your mutual love for chocolate.
  • Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and plenty of romantic comedies (but don’t blame me if you start finishing each other’s sentences!).
  • May your marriage be filled with love, laughter, and plenty of impromptu dance parties.
  • Congratulations on your wedding day! May your love be as strong as your mutual love for bacon.
  • Wishing you a marriage filled with love, laughter, and plenty of road trips (but don’t forget the GPS!).
  • May your marriage be filled with love, laughter, and plenty of pizza dates.
  • Congratulations on finding someone who is willing to put up with your terrible singing for the rest of their life!
  • Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and plenty of Sunday morning pancakes.
  • May your marriage be filled with love, laughter, and plenty of romantic walks on the beach (but don’t forget the sunscreen!).
  • Congratulations on your wedding day! May your love be as strong as your mutual love for wine.
  • Wishing you a marriage filled with love, laughter, and plenty of home-cooked meals (but don’t forget to share the cooking duties!).
  • May your marriage be filled with love, laughter, and plenty of movie nights (but don’t forget to compromise on the movie selection!).
  • Congratulations on your wedding day! May your love be as strong as your mutual love for tacos.
  • Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and plenty of silly selfies.
  • May your marriage be filled with love, laughter, and plenty of beach vacations (but don’t forget the beach towels!).
  • Congratulations on finding someone who is willing to put up with your weird hobbies for the rest of their life!
  • Wishing you a marriage filled with love, laughter, and plenty of karaoke nights (but don’t forget to practice your duets!).
  • May your marriage be filled with love, laughter, and plenty of ice cream dates.
  • Congratulations on your wedding day! May your love be as strong as your mutual love for sushi.
  • Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and plenty of camping trips (but don’t forget the bug spray!).
  • Congratulations on finding someone who can put up with you for the rest of their life!
  • Remember, a successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
  • Congratulations on getting hitched! May you have a lifetime of love, laughter, and very few arguments about the toilet seat.
  • I can’t believe you’re getting married! I thought you were going to be a crazy cat person forever.
  • Congratulations on your wedding day! May your love for each other be stronger than your dislike of each other’s annoying habits.
  • Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and Netflix binges.
  • Congratulations on your wedding day! I hope you’ve found someone who is as weird as you are.
  • Remember, the key to a successful marriage is to always agree that the other person is right (even when they’re clearly not).
  • Congratulations on tying the knot! May your marriage be as happy as your single days were.
  • I never thought I’d see the day when you settled down, but here we are! Congratulations on your wedding day.
  • Wishing you a marriage filled with love, laughter, and plenty of sarcasm.
  • Congratulations on finding someone who is willing to put up with your terrible cooking for the rest of their life!
  • May your love for each other be stronger than your mutual love for pizza.
  • Congratulations on your wedding day! May your love be as strong as your Wi-Fi signal.
  • Wishing you a marriage filled with love, laughter, and plenty of dad jokes.
  • Congratulations on your wedding day! May your marriage be filled with love, happiness, and very few awkward family gatherings.
  • Remember, in a marriage, it’s always important to say “I’m sorry” – even when you have no idea what you did wrong.
  • Congratulations on your wedding day! May your love be as strong as your addiction to social media.
  • Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and plenty of inside jokes that nobody else understands.
  • Congratulations on finding someone who is just as weird as you are!
  • May your marriage be filled with love, laughter, and plenty of terrible dance moves.
  • Congratulations on your wedding day! May your love be as strong as your coffee addiction.
  • Wishing you a marriage filled with love, laughter, and plenty of wine.
  • Congratulations on your wedding day! May your love be as strong as your mutual hatred of Mondays.
  • Remember, a marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other person is the husband.
  • Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and plenty of embarrassing photos.
  • Congratulations on your wedding day! May your love be as strong as your mutual love for your pets.
  • May your marriage be filled with love, laughter, and plenty of cheesy romantic comedies.
  • Congratulations on finding someone who is willing to put up with your terrible puns for the rest of their life!
  • Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and plenty of moments that make you say “I can’t believe we’re actually married”.
    Congratulations on your wedding day! May your love be as strong as your mutual love for pizza.
  • Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and plenty of bickering over the thermostat.
  • May your marriage be filled with love, laughter, and plenty of matching pajamas.
  • Congratulations on finding someone who is willing to put up with your terrible dance moves for the rest of their life!
  • Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and plenty of awkward family gatherings.
  • May your marriage be filled with love, laughter, and plenty of selfies (but don’t forget to put the phones down sometimes!).
  • Congratulations on your wedding day! May your love be as strong as your mutual love for online shopping.
  • Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and plenty of friendly competitions (but don’t forget to let each other win sometimes!).
  • May your marriage be filled with love, laughter, and plenty of silly arguments over who gets to use the TV remote.
  • Congratulations on finding someone who is willing to put up with your weird food combinations for the rest of their life!
  • Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and plenty of pet cuddles (but don’t forget to give each other attention too!).
  • May your marriage be filled with love, laughter, and plenty of karaoke nights (but don’t forget the earplugs!).
  • Congratulations on your wedding day! May your love be as strong as your mutual love for bad puns.
  • Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and plenty of hilarious travel mishaps.
  • May your marriage be filled with love, laughter, and plenty of duet performances (but don’t forget to practice first!).
  • Congratulations on finding someone who is willing to put up with your morning breath for the rest of their life!
  • Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and plenty of impromptu dance parties.
  • May your marriage be filled with love, laughter, and plenty of dad jokes.
  • Congratulations on your wedding day! May your love be as strong as your mutual love for binge-watching Netflix.
  • Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and plenty of happy tears (but don’t forget the tissues!).